The Profs' Song (1921)

Lyrics:

Where oh where is C2 Davy (Ter) Way down below, He went down on a parallelepiped (Ter) Way down below.

Where oh where is Classic Tingibus Way down below. He went down on a Periphrastic Way down below.

Where oh where is Chubby Tubby, Way down below. He went down on a Syllogism, Way down below.

Where oh where is Dinky Coxy, Way down below. He went down on a Epiglottis, Way down below.

Where oh where is Woodbine Harvey Way down below. He went down on a Yale edition, Way down below.

Where oh where is Oolong Pulling, Way down below. He went down on a Pleurococcus, Way down below.

Where oh where is Static Foster, Way down below. He went down on a thousand Amperes, Way down below.

Where oh where is Problem Peter, Way down below. He went down on a bucking tripod, Way down below.

Where oh where is Papa Klimpke, Way down below. He went down on a past anterior, Way down below.

Where oh where is little Bertie, Way down below. He went down on a green oak sapling, Way down below.

Where oh where is Adam Cameron, Way up above. He went up on a cowstick soda, Way up above.

Where oh where is Blinky Stevens, Way up above. He went up on a busted biler, Way up above.

Where oh where is Dr. Smith, Way up above. He went up on a flying broomstick, Way up above.

By and by we'll go up to meet them, Way up above. We'll go up on our reputation. Way up above.

Note(s):

Source(s):

• Carmina Universitatis Novi Brunsvici. Fredericton, NB: Literary and Debating Society of the University of New Brunswick, 1921.